So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
