And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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