yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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