we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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