Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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