im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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