For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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