He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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