Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I got her a Nickelback box set.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's shark week go big or go home
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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