Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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