Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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