4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I must be too annoying 4 u.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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