he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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