Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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