You just made me feel so damn special
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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