Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Randomize