census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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