We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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