She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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