Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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