he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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