I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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