spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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