Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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