He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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