We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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