Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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