I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
ttyl tear gas
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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