windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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