Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I look better un-naked...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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