So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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