What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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