i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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