Moan for me like Helen Keller
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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