so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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