Umm I'm too high to move.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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