I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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