Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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