theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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