Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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