I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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