If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
