awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm both gender and math confused
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
