My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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