butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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