you traded sex for a burrito?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
