either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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