What a fucking waste of an outfit
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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