Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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