I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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