things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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