you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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