I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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