If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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