I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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